Latest Joke

This is for the Harry Potter fans.
Knock knock
Who's there?
You know
You know who?

Older Jokes

What do you think of when I say the phrase, “Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow”?
It might not have been what you expected, unless you are a mechanic.
Diagram for Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow

Uses of Internet Explorer (which really sucks) Not Collapsible

No matter how much you turn the DVD, it never rewinds. The laser's position is all that matters.
DVD rewinder
If you are illiterate, you can neither read the sign nor write them a letter.
Illiterate help sign
You could have shot him!
But no, you had to stab him!
However, either way, the target dies in that game!
A nice picture from The Simpsons for when your site is under construction
Under construction
Homer does such a poor job at construction!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Pay who?
Pay ME!!!