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Latest Joke:

Voldemort (Knock-Knock) This is for the Harry Potter fans.
Knock knock
Who's there?
You know
You know who?

Older Jokes:

[Image] Four-Stroke Engine What do you think of when I say the phrase, “Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow”? It's completely child-friendly!
It might not have been what you expected. In addition, it's also mechanic friendly.
Diagram for Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow
Uses of Internet Explorer (which really sucks) Click me to access
[Image] DVD Rewinder No matter how much you turn the DVD, it never rewinds. The laser's position is all that matters.
DVD rewinder
[Image] Illiterate Sign If you are illiterate, you can neither read the sign nor write them a letter.
Illiterate help sign
Shoot, don't Stab You could have shot him!
But no, you had to stab him!
However, either way, the target dies in that game!
[Image] (Website) Under Construction — The Simpsons A nice picture from The Simpsons for when your site is under construction
Under construction
Homer does such a poor job at construction!
Pay Me (Knock-Knock) Knock knock
Who's there?
Pay who?
Pay ME!!!